Because I’m an asshole, and am really quite funny.
-Overly concerned parents (“My Babies!”)
-People talking on their Bluetooths
-Your favorite bands
-Jock culture: bros, brew-has, hoverload, brew-hos, lifted trucks, dirtbikes, wakeboarding, slutty girls with blonde/stripey hair, Huntington Beach, Riverside, Pennywise (ha, “Bro-Hymn,” this shit writes itself), Social Distortion
-Sex In The City
-Bad taste in guitars
-The Valuation of Adulthood
I think I’ll stop there. This could’ve gone on forever.