The Best Junk Mail Ever?

Junk Mail: my truest, in every since of the phrase, Love/Hate Relationship. Sure, it’s one of the hugest ass-pains in modern society, but without it, where would we get gems like this one (allegedly from “GOPUSA Friends”):
Subject: “Chuck Norris To America: Wake Up!”
Of course, I didn’t open the message, but did I really need to? Nah. It says EVERYTHING in that subject line. I love that I’m even on the (obviously purchased) mailing list for these supposed “GOPUSA Friends.” It takes away the need to gloat.

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1 Comment

Filed under Lameness, Pontification On Things That Shouldn't Concern Me, Ranting, Republicans Are Horrible, Waste

One response to “The Best Junk Mail Ever?

  1. onefinemess

    Hey, comments are working again!

    Man, people are obsessed with Chuck Norris these days. I wonder if being a huge internet joke means your political opinions matter?

    That being said, he was badass back in the day.

    Comma,

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